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Joke of the Day

"I have a beta fish named Carl He's a real lady killer!"

"What does snoop dogg use to wash his clothes? BLEYOTCH!"

"I hate when people share opinions without being asked."

"Tomorrow I am going to dig up and open the time capsule I buried when I was a kid. Cannot wait to see how big my puppy has gotten!"

"The music teacher at the school my niece goes to was out sick 2 days last week. The school had a dog fill in for her. He was a sub woofer."

"I went to the zoo last week and there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu."

"Is William Shatner the past version of William Shitner?"

"My existential crisis began when I realized there is no ""I"" in ""me."""

"Roses are red and sometimes they're thorny, when I think of you, I get really ..............."

"What did Donald Trump say to Obama at the White House? You're fired!"