47074

Joke of the Day

"I lost 150 pounds, here's my story. Some knobhead stole my wallet."

"What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood? Super Barrio Mothers"

"How do you know Mexicans and African Americans are similar?? Once you know Juan you know Jamal"

"Did you hear about the gay fisherman who went for a check up They said if he wanted to get better, he had to stop going down on all the docks."

"What does a gay horse eat for dinner? Haaaayyyyyyy"

"Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly."

"I can be up bright or early. Pick one."

"ladies, please don't call me your 'brother' 1. we did not come out of the same vagina 2. odds are i'm trying to get into yours"

"A small joke... A dwarf goes to a very good but very busy doctor and asks ""I know you are busy but do you treat dwarves?"" The doctor replies ""Yes, but you will have to be a little patient""."

"What do you call a trombone player who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless."