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Joke of the Day

"Why was the blonde's belly button bruised? Her boyfriend was blond, too."

"What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A messy cage."

"I visited a small village where they had a cat for a king and a dog for a queen... ...they were reigning cats and dogs."

"[at my dad's funeral after he drowns] ME: *places a wreath made of a life preserver on the coffin* It's what he would have wanted..."

"What does a little sister ride? A nii san"

"My friend committed suicide by taking 50 Tylenol. I don't know why he did that. He could have just taken 4 Aleve."

"What do you call a relaxed redneck? A chillbilly."

"I can't stop traveling to Southern Spain. It's all so Moorish."

"What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses? There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!"

"My wife asked me to grow a beard I didn't like it at first but it's really growing on me"