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Joke of the Day

"Accidentally got in the 10 items or less line with 11 items again, so I made two separate transactions so I wouldn't piss anyone off."

"Stages of Candle Burning 1: this smells nice 2: still smells nice 3: this is all I can smell now 4: this is the only scent I have ever known"

"Where did the Martian put his teacup? On his flying saucer."

"A joke my Google pixel told me Two fish are in a tank and one says to another,""how do you drive this thing"""

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black."

"What's the worst thing about being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."

"[Sex Shop] Worker: can I help you? Me: Yes can I get um.. *fumbles with piece of paper* one sex please"

"What is the comeback that fits well with any argument? Not a joke. Just want to see funny comments."

"I'm more afraid of the shitty music my family is going to play at my funeral than I am of dying."

"Two reddit moderators walk into a bar [removed]"