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Joke of the Day
"A Rabbi was drinking his Tea. And turned into a Rabbit."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because netizens were showing shallow sympathy for #YulinDogMeatFestival on the other side."
"Apparently the g-spot is located in a $1700 pair of Christian Louboutins."
"A programmer goes to do groceries. His wife tell him: -- Buy a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs, buy a dozen. He comes back with thirteen loaves of bread. -- But why?, she asks. -- They had eggs."
"I like my women like I like my X-Wing pilots... ""Almost there."""
"[rolls down car window] ""Sir there's a baby on your roof!"" Wait, if the baby is there... [sees coffee strapped in car seat] Oh thank god!"
"The day we decided such footwear would be called ""flip-flops"" was not our most creative moment."
"Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can."
"Why are Scientology and Proctology alike? It's all a load of shit."
"Family vacation is when you listen to your kids cry someplace expensive."