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Joke of the Day

"The day we decided such footwear would be called ""flip-flops"" was not our most creative moment."

"Did you see that crazy news story on the internet? Of course. You reddit"

"Most people love a good munch box Lunch*"

"My computer just said 'hello' to me. I think it might be a Dell."

"[Voice from police helicopter] PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! *raises hands* *takes flattering selfie in helicopter spotlight* *uploads new avi*"

"Get a hair cut, run away without paying. They can't chase you because they're holding scissors. The perfect crime."

"Dude goes to convenience store and asks for cigarettes, gets one and warning reads "" Smoking can cause impotency"" politely asks ""Bro, give me the pack that causes cancer"""

"Sometimes when I say ""I'm ok"", I just want someone to tell me: ""I know you're not, here, have a million dollars."""

"Why didn't the comedian make a tree joke? He wood have, but he decided to leaf it to other branches of the community."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick up your ass."