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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because netizens were showing shallow sympathy for #YulinDogMeatFestival on the other side."

"Saw @justinbieber on a piece of toast. Am I going to hell?"

"I'm not only a workaholic, I drink at home too."

"What do you call a guy with 4 penises who can breathe underwater? Aquatic."

"What did the train on the way to Auschwitz say? JEW JEW! TUGATUGATUGATUGA JEW JEW!"

"What are rich people called in Japan? Milyennaires"

"*Death comes for me but is once again fooled by my false moustache*"

"Pedophiles should be careful around farms Farmers are known for burying seeds."

"I met a guy recently who was a really good runner, but could only win races in wet weather. They call him the Raining Champion."

"99 cent stores must've had some pretty nice shit in 1921"