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Joke of the Day
"Apparently the g-spot is located in a $1700 pair of Christian Louboutins."
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"Downside to a threesome? You'll disappoint 2 women instead of 1"
"My physics teacher told me I had a lot of potential... Then he pushed me off the roof"
"I'm American and I hate it when people say that America is the most ignorant country in the world Personally, I think Europe is the most ignorant country in the world."
".@Schwarzenegger I just wanted to let you know that every single article I've ever read about you spells ""Australia"" wrong. G'day mate!"
"What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? I can't make a vitamin"
"*catcher puts 1 finger down* *pitcher shakes head* *puts 2 fingers down* *nods* (catcher to umpire) ""can we take a break? he has to poop"""
"A guy walks into a doctors office wearing nothing but clear plastic wrap... Doctor: ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""
"Fred's class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York. ""Did you enjoy yourself?"" asked her mother when she got home. ""Oh yes"" replied Fred. ""But it was funny going to a dead zoo."""
"When I watch an '80s movie I can't help but think about how all those malls are dead now."