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Joke of the Day
"Family vacation is when you listen to your kids cry someplace expensive."
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"Saying ""I'm sorry"" is the same as saying ""I apologize"" ...Except at a funeral."
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"Man who looks forward to spending his entire life with Kim Kardashian disagrees with Grammy decision."
"A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop."
"What's the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the sausage."