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Joke of the Day

"Day 1: Brad wears no pants Day 2: Brad wears no pants Day 3: Brad wears no pants ... ... This is just a bottomless Pitt"

"Some people say I have my mom's eyes... but since they can't find them they've never been able to prove it in a court of law."

"I was very confused the other dah I was discussing religion with a man and he claimed to be a ""moose limb"". Must be some kinda canadian thing I guess."

"Yesterday was international women's equality day and international dog day What a great day for bitches"

"Dear future self, No, you weren't robbed. You left your house like this. Sincerely, You, you dumb slob."

"I identify with sleeping... Yeah, I'm a nap-kin."

"Patrick Star is so clueless It's like he lives under a rock or something"

"What's white, red, black, blue, and doesn't like sex??? The 9 yr old in my trunk!!!"

"When the punchline is in the title. What's the worst kind of joke?"

"If people were as passionate about world affairs as they are about their opinions on tattoos, we'd be on WWVIII by now."