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Joke of the Day
"What's white, red, black, blue, and doesn't like sex??? The 9 yr old in my trunk!!!"
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"What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit? Creddit!!!!"
"I'm great in bed I can sleep alllll night"
"""Oh fuck, of course!"" -unicycler seeing a bicycle"
"You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse."
"I like my women like I like my water Wet and slippery on the floor."
"What did the man say when his boss asked him to deal with some potassium? K."
"What do you call a scent that wanders? An a-roam-a."
"Why can't T-Rex's High Five? Because they're all dead"
"My girlfriend and I broke up over astrology. She's a Taurus, but I don't believe in bullshit."