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Joke of the Day
"I identify with sleeping... Yeah, I'm a nap-kin."
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"I bet when Kanye was little he played tag by himself, then argued with himself on whether he was tagged or not."
"--Wanna go rubbing in the park tomorrow with me? Thanks auto correct, this is why I can't have nice friends."
"This cashier looked at my 12 bottles of weed spray so weirdly, I suspect she's never broken a lawnmower before."
"What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection? They break their nose!"
"What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine? After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around."
"My old frog of 10 years finally croaked last night He'd been mute for years"
"What is the cheapest kind of meat? Deer balls they are under a buck!"
"I bet Melania Trump really regrets buying a speech off Craigslist now."
"""I'll have a caramel macchiato, hold the espresso & milk."" ""Miss, that's just a cup of caramel sauce."" ""You heard me."""