220546

Joke of the Day

"Patrick Star is so clueless It's like he lives under a rock or something"

Next Joke
 
"The only ones awake 3am are the lonely & the loved. And also the sick who have to take antibiotics & pain killers."
"What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved."
"Hey girl! Is your name Google.? Boy: Hey girl! Is your name Google.? Girl: No-But why..? Boy: bcoz you have all the things I'm searching for....!"
"God's son died single, but he'll help you find your match on Christian Mingle."
"Ghost me would do the same stuff as alive me. Howl. Wander. Stand in front of the fridge and stare at all the food I'm not allowed to eat."
"What's black and doesn't work? Decaf coffee...you fucking racist."
"Two unconnected vertices? That's where I draw the line."
"Just wrote a musical composition about pedophiles... ""Dick"" in A minor"
"I'd like to hear Tony the Tiger's opinion on other products before he tells me how great his cereal is."