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Joke of the Day
"When the punchline is in the title. What's the worst kind of joke?"
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"What do cops and sports photographers have in common? They get paid to shoot black men."
"Yes I get laid because I'm an illusionist. But I don't use ""magic"" or ""tricks"" on women. They respect my skills & choose to make love with m"
"HR said I'm not allowed to try to hang co-workers with an extension cord. Dunno what I'm supposed to use though, they wouldn't tell me."
"A redneck broke up with his girlfriend it wasn't all that bad, she said they could still be cousins."
"An abacus doesn't need batteries you can always count on it"
"4 said he went potty and I asked if it was number one or number two. He said number 7, and now I'm terrified to go into the bathroom."
"As a gamer, who experiences little to no drama, I'm always so confused about this game referendum. They're not playing video games, they're playing drama, the game. I hear it got bad reviews."
"How many Freudian psychologists does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2: One to screw in the bulb, and one to hold the penis... LADDER, I MEAN LADDER!"
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a $1.70 a packet and deer nuts are under a buck"