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Joke of the Day

"My Girlfriend is leaving me after learning that I spent our life savings on a penis extension. She said that she could not take it any longer."

"What do you do to get rid of an obese demon? You exorcise him."

"Yesterday i accidentally cut off the left side of my body! Im all right now."

"Feminist I don't understand why women want to be equal when they could be better. That shows a lack of ambition to me. Which is why men are better."

"Court decision: ""I hereby find you guilty of clickbait, and sentence you to death by electric chair... ... What happens next will shock you"""

"Short seal joke A baby seal walks into a club"

"What do the Zika Virus and Catholic Priests have in common? They're both giving kids a little head all over Latin America."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you My girlfriend told me this one today, I was impressed"

"What should you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle? Wipe it off."

"Why is it called the 3/5 compromise? Because it is only 2/5 solution."