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Joke of the Day
"I could literally eat every day and not get sick of it."
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"Love is like a fart... If you have to force it, it's probably shit."
"Fatboy Slim announced that he's releasing a monthly cookie delivery service It's called 'Snack My Bitch Up.'"
"I took this guys order at work last night. It was delicious."
"My wife says ""Don't walk away when I'm talking to you"" when 1. she's not talking, she's yelling, and 2. I'm not walking away, I'm retreating"
"What does the earth say to the moon during a solar eclipse? ""OOh, that's perfect right there. Just stay right there... Dude?..Alright, whatever... This side of the moons a dick."""
"In hell, your coworker never finishes opening a wrapper."
"Anything you say can and will be held against you boobies"
"I posted a selfie and someone commented ""Oh my! That was brave.""."
"Can't believe i actually met a guy named Dick Putinson"