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"My son is a man trapped in a woman's body he'll be born in February"
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"[whispering to date while watching Disney's Three Little Pigs in 1933] This is taking my mind off The Great Depression"
"TIFU in a hot air balloon ... It was amazing."
"My jokes are like cancer Only my dad gets it."
"A photon is going through airport security... The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, ""No, I'm traveling light."""
"My greatest fear is sitting in front of thousands of people while my Google search history is being read aloud."
"Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick."
"what's the difference between cocaine and a 4 year old? Eric Clapton would never let cocaine fall out a window"
"Sometimes I feel like a doctor stuck studying X-rays to gauge the health impacts of excessive sausage eating. I tend to see the wurst in people."
"Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants."