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Joke of the Day

"what do you call an optimistic 0? A cheery-o!"

"Why are farmers the best at what they do? They are out standing in their field."

"What's the difference between French women and an NHL hocky team? The hockey team showers after 3 periods."

"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef, but no one can pee soup."

"Why do lesbians have cats? They're into pussies.(;"

"I used to be a street performer But I could only accept credit cards; it didn't make any cents."

"Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good? because he is a Norsissist."

"My fake ID's finally ready. Can't wait to order off the kids' menu!!"

"Why don't Geordies use scales? Because they can weigh things by eye man."

"Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin. One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales"