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Joke of the Day
"Women's Rights."
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"What kind of doctors do elephants become? Pachydermatologists"
"Doctor Doctor I can't stop singing Delilah Oh that sounds like Tom Jones syndrome Is it common It's not unusual."
"You're mother is so stupid... ... She threw water on the computer to put out a flame war!"
"""I can't find my gun"" I exclaimed as I rifled through my drawers."
"Have you ever smelled molasses? How did you catch the little buggers?"
"I need some sun. My legs are so white they just drove to Whole Foods in their Prius."
"What did the Italian chef say when asked, ""How do make these triangular meatballs taste so good?"" *stereotypical Italian accent* I sauce-a these"
"Not only do I have bad short-term memory... but also I have bad short-term memory."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros? Elephino."