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Joke of the Day

"We should let the redditors with the highest karma fight climate change... After all, they're just so good at recycling."

"What does a crow with a cold sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph, caw-ph."

"F*ck nudes. Send me a picture of your medicine cabinet. I need to know what kind of psycho I'm dealing with."

"Joke of the day Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!"

"I was a mentally ill homeless alcoholic until that fateful day when the man in a blazer said, ""get a job pal."""

"Is it wrong, to put people on your bucket list?"

"What's the difference between a singing bird and a bad prostitute? One's a happy crow."

"Need your best Short Jokes One sentence max, I'll start: A Dyslexic walks into a bra"

"Why are gay guys so good at moving? They are used to getting their shit packed"

"I don't think this girl on Facebook will ""survive"" the 2nd day of her diet.. I'll keep you posted."