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Joke of the Day

"F*ck nudes. Send me a picture of your medicine cabinet. I need to know what kind of psycho I'm dealing with."

"I'm a professional click-baiter. AMA! What I did there....Did you see it?"

"Why are crabs always tired? Because they sleep in snatches."

"How did the chicken cross the freeway? Take the ""F"" out of ""Free"" and the ""F"" out of ""Way""."

"What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A bingo machine."

"Dad keeps breaking into my phone, so I found a password he won't remember. My birthday."

"I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke."

"But HOW will u make America great again? Trump: I'll make it like camp. A camp where u concentrate on how great I am. I'll call it a conce-"

"When Miley Cyrus licks a sledgehammer naked, it's art. When I do it, I'm drunk and told to leave Home Depot."

"Can't speak for all women but generally I'll just keep nagging until you agree with me, sometimes even after that. You know, for sport."