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Joke of the Day

"I was a mentally ill homeless alcoholic until that fateful day when the man in a blazer said, ""get a job pal."""

"How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not five because my basements still dark..."

"Does heavy lifting make you dumb? Yes Cause counting to 10 has never been this hard before"

"LA has come up with a safe space, for people that voted for Trump And they're calling it Texas"

"Militant feminists: I take my hat off to them. They don't like that."

"I hava a blind chinese friend His name was Kenneth Sy"

"2 old nearly deaf guys sitting on a park bench say to one another Boy, sure is windy out. No its not. It's thursday. Yeah me too. Lets go get a beer."

"Heading to a pumpkin patch with a cheeseburger. When pumpkins see me eating meat, they let their guard down. They never see it coming."

"I routinely take 8 flights of stairs for no other reason than to avoid idle chit chat in the elevator. See, hating people can be healthy!"

"What's the heaviest soup in Asia? Wonton soup!"