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Joke of the Day

"What does a crow with a cold sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph, caw-ph."

"To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: You can hide, but you can't run."

"Who was the most active of the chinese khanes? Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day"

"Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member? He went around killing gingers."

"I like to cover my tracks by ending all my Google searches with the word ""hypothetically"""

"Yep. Not sure what freaked out the mailman more - that I was naked, or that I knew where he lived."

"My bunny died. Now he's just some bunny that i used to know...."

"What rock group has 4 men that do not sing? Mt. Rushmore"

"I'm going to change my name to Benny Fitz...so when people add me on Facebook, it will say;..You are now friends with Benny Fitz."

"Nice try, fat girls ordering a salad on the first date. Nice try."