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Joke of the Day

"Someone should make a movie where something unusual appears, and the scientists want to study it and the military wants to shoot it."

"I like girls how I like my clothes. Whitewashed. Clean and fresh. Hung. Edit: Ninja edit"

"Who is the most trustworthy lover? Shakira. Her hips don't lie."

"What's the difference between your mother and a Mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck... I forget the rest but your mother's a whore"

"9 out of 10 therapist agree to just be yourself The other one realizes that's what got you into this shit in the first place."

"What does a bee get at McDonalds ? A humburger !"

"I was going to make a Casey Anthony joke but my mom would kill me"

"Why can't Jimmy ride his bike? Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D"

"Osama was found hiding in mansion in Abbottabad. Talk abbot-a-bad place to try and hide..."

"My tombstone will say, ""She was a people pleaser most of her life until one day she snapped and had to be taken out by the national guard."""