185303

Joke of the Day

"Someone should make a movie where something unusual appears, and the scientists want to study it and the military wants to shoot it."

Next Joke
 
"Young McDonald had a time machine... ...and warned his future self about letter based songs."
"When you're trying to watch something and your whole family decides to have a competition to see who can be the loudest."
"[gets exhausted after having sex for five minutes] ""Go on without me"""
"I saw an entire family with huge butts I guess you can say It's in their genes"
"Why did the chick disappoint his mother ? He wasn't what he was cracked up to be !"
"How did the Hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool."
"What's a bees favourite flower ? A bee-gonias !"
"What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas? ""It's Christmas, Eve."""
"This joke is like a never ending stairway. This joke is like a never ending stairway, it leads up to nothing"
Terms & Privacy