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Joke of the Day

"This joke is like a never ending stairway. This joke is like a never ending stairway, it leads up to nothing"

"There are 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree murders, but why are there no 90th degree murders? Because murder is not right"

"Sex Joke So an egg walked up to a sperm and said, ""You cum here often."""

"What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab? A small medium at large."

"That was Samuel Jackson's first ever public appearance without saying ""mother$ucker"""

"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go ride a bike?"

"What do get when you cross a Jehovah's witness and a Hells Angel? Someone who knocks on your front door and tells you to piss off."

"When I see lover's names carved in a tree... I don't think it's sweet. I'm just surprised of how many people bring knives on a date."

"Justin Bieber gets 40,000 retweets just for tweeting 'Hello', so here's my attempt: Hele0iM1. Ah, harder than it looks. Fair play to him."

"So I'm drinking in a bar... ... And the waitress yells 'help! Does anyone know CPR?!' So I say 'Hell I know the whole alphabet!' So everyone laughs. Except this one guy."