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Joke of the Day

"This joke is like a never ending stairway. This joke is like a never ending stairway, it leads up to nothing"

"As an ornothologist and a pimp I structure payment based on the old saying: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."

"Short simple fish joke A fish is swiming upstream in a river hits a concrete wall looks up and says ,dam!"

"I hate thinking of new passwords. Last time I did I chose ""Penis."" But got the error: Your password is too short. I tried BBCPenis, that was too many characters. Guess that ones too long."

"What's the opposite of the Sun? The Guardian."

"How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb? None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it."

"The classiest knock knock joke in existence [Fixed] Two guys walk into a bar"

"Why do Seagulls Fly over the Sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be Bagels"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side"

"I already have a car, but I want to have a DeLorean as well. ... ... I would drive my first car every day, and only drive the DeLorean from time to time."