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Joke of the Day
"What's a bees favourite flower ? A bee-gonias !"
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"My girlfriend told me that if I took her to get sushi, I didn't have to use a condom after. She's getting the raw end of that deal!"
"I'm still in disbelief that 9/11 coincidentally happened on September 11 (9/11)"
"What do a ghost family and the Kardashians have in common? They both have Transparents."
"I like how my autocorrect changes ""hun"" to ""Hun,"" like I'm playfully referring to my girlfriends as barbarous 4th-century European nomads."
"What do you tell a Hockey player messing up with you... ... Stop pucking around"
"I saw Donald Trump walk by Natalie Portman and Ben Stiller without stopping... Turns out he really doesn't recognize Jewish Stars."
"So I just got kicked out of the house... All I did was sleep with my stepdad's wife."
"What do you call a spanish child molester? A pedrophile"
"The Spanish word of the day is wheelchair. Ex. There's only one donut left, so wheelchair."