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Joke of the Day
"That outfit is very becoming on you Then again, if I was on you, I would be cumming, too."
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"I learned a lot of new stuff from my travel to North Korea... [deleted]"
"What did the Computer Engineer say? What did the computer Engineer say when he saw his favorite drink? ICT"
"My buddy the hacker took the quiz ""What Beatles song best describes your life."" The answer he got: ""My Way""."
"How long does an owl live? Six and a half books."
"I hate it when I go to the supermarket and the employees there comment on my groceries. Always with the ""Hey, sir, you have to pay for those!"" Every damn time."
"I asked my chemistry teacher if we can revise oxides Because im a bit rusty"
"what do jeb bush and lance arm strong have in common? everyone was disappointed with their last speeches and no one was disappointed when they dropped out of the race"
"Is your name Gravity ? Cause you're attractive."
"When Thatcher ruled it was Thatcherism! Does that mean we now have Mayhem?"