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Joke of the Day

"Hillary Clinton You're* Fired!"

"What did the gay bar say to the straight bar? Q: What did the gay bar say to the straight bar? A: I'm not gay. Its just the guys that come inside me."

"What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack"

"The world is so full of double standards... A woman tris to sleep with every guy she sees and she's a slut. I try to do that and all of the sudden I'm 'gay' and not allowed in Toys 'R' Us anymore."

"I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass."

"FRIEND: and this is my pug PUG: oink ME: (thinkig to self) did that pug just say ""oink"""

"3 : Daddy, can we watch Frozen? Me : Sorry, darling. We can't watch Frozen in the summer because all the characters will melt."

"50% of Canada Is the letter A"

"Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry."

"Growing up, I had a best friend. When we first met we didn't see eye to eye, but then he grew on me."