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Joke of the Day

"Do you know what the Titanic and I have in common? Your mom hasn't gone down on either of us."

"My Echo ''You're beautiful and I love you,"" I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied ""I just want to be friends."""

"Why don't orphans like baseball? Because they don't know were home is XD"

"Wow thank you so much for whistling at me, guy in Walmart. I've never felt more beautiful."

"What do you call a black man who flies a plane? The pilot. ^^^^^You ^^^^^racist ^^^^^fuck."

"What was the name of Hitler's Political Party: A, B, C, or D? Heres a hint: It's not C!"

"What's the easiest thing to lift with a forklift? A palette."

"They said I'd have to kiss a lot of frogs before finding my prince. I never found him, but I did find out I'm REALLY into frogs."

"The only reason most men are homophobic is because they are afraid of being hit on in the same manner that they do to women(cat call)"

"I don't pay for prostitute, they pay me to stop ? Up vote if you agree"