218469
Joke of the Day
"What duo were famous for stealing horses? Bonnie and Clydesdale!"
Next Joke
"Want to know why carrots give you good vision? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses before?"
"What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road? ""Hello from the other siiiiiiide!"""
"It should be illegal to play a police siren on the radio. Signed, my pants."
"Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket? Because he was in de-nile"
"Continuing the apparent theme of incest jokes... How do you circumcise a boy from Missouri? You kick his sister in the chin."
"Whats the difference between a white owl and black owl? A white owl goes : Who? Who? A black owl goes : Who dat? who dat?"
"Can everyone come to my funeral in FBI outfits, stand at the back & not say a word to my parents so they think I lived a cool double life."
"I made a bet with the butcher that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf...... .......He refused as the STEAKS were too high!!"
"The ultimate chicken crossing the road joke So why did the chicken cross the road? Because your momma's so fat and she seems to like chicken."