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Joke of the Day

"They said I'd have to kiss a lot of frogs before finding my prince. I never found him, but I did find out I'm REALLY into frogs."

"How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb? ""have you tried turning the light off and back on?"""

"I had a soap addiction. Its okay though I'm clean now."

"The only time my car goes 0-100 real fast. Is when it's sitting in broad daylight on a summer day."

"What does a nine-volt battery and a woman's asshole have in common? Eventually, you're going to put your tongue on both."

"In many U.S. States offenders receive a harsher penalty for hitting a dog than they do for hitting a woman. That's outrageous either way you're slapping a bitch"

"What make an ISIS joke funny? the execution"

"What do you call a security blanket for a mentally handicapped person? A downs comforter."

"Have you seen the new documentary about white trash? I've only seen the trailer."

"Why did little Jimmy break open his computer? It said that it had 20 cookies in it."