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Joke of the Day

"They said I'd have to kiss a lot of frogs before finding my prince. I never found him, but I did find out I'm REALLY into frogs."

"What do you call a black guy who flies a plane? A PILOT, YOU RACIST!"

"Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was out standing in his field! :D"

"you know what never gets old? Children who died at a young age."

"As a kid I was forced to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog"

"What's brown and sits on a piano bench? Beethoven's Last Movement."

"What do you call a Muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients? Asif Eyecare"

"The Escaping Herd by Gay Topen"

"Girl in front of me at the store this morning bought a Kool-Aid Burst and a big Slim Jim. Heroes walk amongst us, folks. Real life heroes."

"why is there no windows 9? Because 7 8 9!"