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Joke of the Day
"What was the name of Hitler's Political Party: A, B, C, or D? Heres a hint: It's not C!"
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"Two cows are standing in a field. The first cow says, ""hey, I'm really worried about this mad cow disease going around"". The second cow says, ""I don't care, I'm a submarine!""."
"*my casket slowly begins lowering into the ground* me, knocking from inside: ""Wait, I have to pee."""
"""I love it when you call me Big Papa."" -obese Dad who's comfortable in his own skin to his child"
"Caitlyn Jenner comes with a warning label... It says: Warning - May contain traces of nuts."
"Raise the roof! The roof is on fire! Hit the club! Bust those moves! Burning the dance floor! - RL partying sounds so violent"
"when someone bumps into you, immediately say (loudly) ""oh no my hot bod!"""
"How do you know you're playing a Jewish Football team (American Football) On defense, they only run the Dime Formation"
"What is Miley Cyrus's favorite color? Twerquoise"
"What do you call backup milk? *Secondairy*"