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Joke of the Day
"What was the name of Hitler's Political Party: A, B, C, or D? Heres a hint: It's not C!"
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"I hate people who make cancer jokes. They have no sense of tumor."
"My daughter has recently become deathly afraid of our cat. So I'm going to have to get rid of her. At least I'll have my cat to comfort me."
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? None"
"Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment? A: She can't say ""No""."
"If you pooped everything out and then only ate corn after that, would your next poop just be a pile of corn? Oh sorry welcome to PF Chang's"
"*orders a medium pizza* *opens box* PIZZA: I've contacted your late grandmother. She wants you to know- *eats pizza*"
"Quitting smoking is easy. I've done it three times now."
"I'd like to teach you how to win any argument. Unfortunately my wife won't teach me her technique."
"There's a new dating site for bestiality enthusiasts It's called Petfinder.com"