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Joke of the Day
"I don't pay for prostitute, they pay me to stop ? Up vote if you agree"
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"What do you call a guy with a shovel? Doug"
"I want to get arrested by a motorcycle cop just so I can hold him tenderly around the waist on my way to jail."
"Mom, come quick, daddy hanged himself in the attic! Gotcha, April fools day! He hanged himself in the garage."
"All day people keep mentioning the new 20 dollar bills I check my wallet everytime somebody mentions it and mine are all still Jackson."
"Joker: You're endangering a minor Batman: He's my partner Joker: Why's he in his underwear? Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me."
"They should make engagement ring boxes that whisper ""Dont do it"" when you open them."
"How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter? Don't worry, they'll let you know."
"Why was yellow angry at red? Red blue green."
"Watching cooking shows makes you realize how much forehead sweat is possibly in your food"