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Joke of the Day
"Wow thank you so much for whistling at me, guy in Walmart. I've never felt more beautiful."
Next Joke
"When my girlfriend told me the news, I pushed her out of a thirty-story building. She fell pregnant."
"""What's better than a happy smiling baby?"" ""Personal freedom and disposable income?"" ""You make it really hard to talk to you sometimes."""
"What can a duck do that a lawyer can't? Shove its bill up its ass."
"What did one doctor say to the other doctor? ""We're both doctors"""
"What's Monica Lewinskys favorite time of day Eight o'cock"
"Who let the dogs out? Bitches."
"Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, Water gets chuck norrised"
"What's the difference between a lobster with boobs and a filthy bus stop? One's a busty crustacean while the other's a crusty bus station."
"*texts son ""dont say me"" as wife heads to his bedroom* wife to son: why did you put next years date on your science paper about time travel?"