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Joke of the Day
"If you had more money you'd be happier."
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"No, I can't make it to your hair washing party tonight. I'm washing my h... erm i mean my dog ate my grandmother is dead."
"What's the difference between circus and strip club? Circus is full of cunning stunts."
"Why is the Queen only 30cm Tall She is a Ruler..."
"What does Deadpool need? Someone to merc him shut up."
"/r/blackpeopletwitter is still dark /r/blackpeopletwitter"
"Werner Heisenberg just unveiled a new car... It comes with a GPS or a speedometer, but not both."
"Nothing warms my heart... ...quite like spontaneous combustion"
"Boss - can you pass a piss test? Me - Sure...distance or accuracy?"
"Why do Scuba divers fall backwards off the boat, and into the water? Because if they fell forward, they'd fall into the boat."