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Joke of the Day

"No, I can't make it to your hair washing party tonight. I'm washing my h... erm i mean my dog ate my grandmother is dead."

"Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river? Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed?"

"Sometimes in life you have to give the people around you a little push, into traffic."

"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He sipped his coffee before it was cool."

"To err is human, to arr is pirate."

"How did the hillbilly find his sister in the woods? Pretty Hot."

"What does Monica Lewinsky say to call her dog over? ""Come, spot!"""

"Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza? Because there wasn't mushroom on it."

"When I was a little boy, my dad taught me that any little boy or girl, even me, could grow up and become President someday... I'm starting to believe him."

"Donald Trump was born a year after Hitler died. I now believe in reincarnation."