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Joke of the Day

"Why is the Queen only 30cm Tall She is a Ruler..."

"Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies!"

"If you feel like you're going through a rough patch, just remember that it only lasts through adulthood."

"Headed to police station to go through mugshots for a date tonight. I don't trust ChristianMingle."

"When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say ""thank you""? ...instead of all this ""how did you get in to my house?"" calling 9-11 business."

"Why can't you trust an atom? Because they make up everything..."

"Who Makes More Money, A Prostitute Or A Drug Dealer? A prostitute. Because a prostitute can always wash her crack and resell it."

"If you watch Jaws backwards, it's about a shark with gastritis that keeps throwing up people until they all have fun on the beach."

"Not realizing today's date, I just made a Pearl Harbor joke to someone... Needless to say, it bombed."

"Jewish boy&father A jewish boy goes to his father and asks for 50 dollars. His father replies, 40 dollars? What do you need 30 dollars for?"