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Joke of the Day

"Why do Scuba divers fall backwards off the boat, and into the water? Because if they fell forward, they'd fall into the boat."

"A (Non-Racist) Chinese Joke A Chinese man and a Chinese woman get married. They have a baby boy. What color is the sun? &nbsp; Yellow."

"What is the scientific name for a crippled tyrannosaurus rex ? Tywalkasoreus Rex"

"I finally mustard up the courage to tell my gf how I felt about her excessive sausage consumption Things took a turn for the wurst"

"What do you call a know-it-all that likes doing bad stuff to kids? Encyclopedophile"

"Last Halloween I had to explain to everyone that I was not a ghost with a boner, but I was just a ghost and I happened to have a boner."

"M: Um, you just spelled ""qwerty"" as ""querty"". H: So? M: Look at the keyboard. H: And? M: [Breaking fourth wall look to camera]"

"My ex-girlfriend used to have this strange fetish... She used to enjoy being strangled until she turned blue in the face. It's too bad that I am colorblind."

"what's your best joke involving or being about germans? Just a German who wants to laugh."

"My teen thought it'd be funny to unfriend me on Facebook. I laughed and laughed and changed the wi-fi password. Good times!"