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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between circus and strip club? Circus is full of cunning stunts."
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"What's the difference between a kinder surprise and Michael jackson. One is a choking hazard for children and the other is a chocolate covered candy"
"""We had to let him go. He was only pulling 15 times his weight."" - Corporate ants."
"I'm reading a book about zero gravity I cant put it down"
"The reason for the increase in salty people in our generation is... due to how popular Sea-Sections have become in the recent years."
"A Canadian walks into a bar, steps back, apologizes to the bar, and walks away."
"If you're out of wallpaper, you can always resort to using a few rolls of duct tape for that nice silver look."
"(nsfw) How do you know the female bartender is mad at you? There's a string in your bloody Mary"
"My parrot was hit by a car today His last words were ""Shit, theres a parrot on the road"""
"Give a man a gun and he will rob a bank Give a man a bank and he will rob everyone"