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Joke of the Day
"Dark Humor is like food Not everyone gets it"
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"Why doesn't Sherlock Holmes pay any income tax? Because he makes so many brilliant deductions."
"Waiter there is a dead fly in my soup ! No its not it's a piece of dirt that looks like one !"
"Good job I am very surprised that no one has made a 9/11 joke. I would of thought that 9 times out of 11 that I would see one."
"When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul."
"Yo momma's so fat, when she butt dials, she makes a conference call"
"My birth certificate was a letter of apology that my dad got from the condom company..."
"e=mc2 was just Einstein comparing himself to other rappers"
"There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. .... Only a fraction of joke lovers will find this funny."
"What does Tammy Wynette do to beat the heat? Stands by her fan."