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"My birth certificate was a letter of apology that my dad got from the condom company..."
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"Do you know why the nobles always mistreated their peasants? Because they're all a bunch of vassals."
"A man in North Korea got given 40 years in a labour camp for calling Kim Jong Un an idiot... 5 for slander, and 35 for revealing state secrets-"
"Life isn't a garden, so don't be a hoe."
"Reporter: Sir, how do view lesbian Relationships.?.. Me: Full HD."
"What is long, black and smelly? The unemployment line."
"I did a poll on the percentage of EE student that have sex in their life, 2/50 say they have sex. 2 people lied. (its true, they told me after I ask who they have sex with)"
"School Meals by R. E. Volting"
"So bartenders are starting to make a drink called the ""Hurricane Sandy""... Essentially, it's a just a watered-down Manhattan."
"Just realized why women love shoes over clothing, because no matter how much weight they gain, the shoes still fit."