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Joke of the Day
"Waiter there is a dead fly in my soup ! No its not it's a piece of dirt that looks like one !"
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"Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ? Pupil: My mother won't let me do it at home !"
"How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb? Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing."
"angel of God: mary u shall give birth to the son of God himself & he shall be named Jesus & shall die on a cross mary: i have a boyfriend"
"""I'm so over you."" - A blanket."
"From the pilot during his welcome message: ""We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry... Unfortunately none of them are on this flight."
"Whenever I go to delete an app on my iPhone, I like to pretend the shaking icons are all screaming loudly in panic over who's getting axed."
"My doctor told me I had the airport flu. He says it's terminal."
"What has 10 legs 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard"
"[meeting a couple at dog park] ""BARK BARK!"" GF: He's usually not like this [pulls me aside] GF: Stop yelling bark bark at those nice people"