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Joke of the Day

"Yo momma's so fat, when she butt dials, she makes a conference call"

"A couple of tampons are sitting on the bathroom counter A pair of condoms walk in and one says to the other: ""I think we have an in here"" the other replies: ""nah mate, they're both stuck up cunts"""

"Anytime I see a motorcyclist weaving in and out of traffic and performing tricks I always root for the pavement"

"Can you guess this sound? ""I'm not racist, but..."" It's the sound of a racist clearing their throat."

"Do you know what the difference is between toilet paper and a shower curtain? Oh. So it's you then."

"My girlfriend thinks I'm cheating on her. But I keep telling her 'I'm not going to leave my wife'"

"I think the doctors told me my blood type was A... but I'm not positive."

"So while Lane Kiffin was managing the Alabama offensive... he had Nick Saban's daughter handling the D?"

"What do you call a guy who does not fart in public? A private tutor."

"Barbie has an awful lot of things for a girl who's knees don't bend."