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Joke of the Day
"What has 9 arms & sucks........ Def Lepard."
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"Wife: I lost my day planner. Me: Not in your briefcase? W: No. I looked EVERYWHERE. M: Well it looks like you've got a hidden agenda W:"
"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult."
"BREAKING: Barack Obama just elected President of the US - Sent from Internet Explorer"
"America: School 6-18 should be free. More than free! MANDATORY ""Hey can you cover school 19-22 also?"" No that's socialism ""19-20?"" SOCIALISM"
"What do you call a fascist in an ironic t-shirt Adolf Hipster."
"You gotta randomly lift your girl in the air, just to let her know you could throw her off a balcony if her phone ever went off after 11 PM."
"Never go to a combination dentist / proctologist..... but if you do, get the dental work first."
"Height of complement - Lol Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"I told my friend she drew her eyebrows on too high... She seemed surprised."