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Joke of the Day

"BREAKING: Barack Obama just elected President of the US - Sent from Internet Explorer"

"How many tickles does it take to make a octopus laugh? TEN Tickles LuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuL"

"So a conservative was browsing r/news Haha that's a good one."

"So, my girlfriend won't let me wear my mood ring anymore... ...I'm not really sure how I feel about it"

"[Installing ceiling fan] Me: drill...screwdriver... tape...there finished! Wife on the phone: Is this Bob's fix-it shop? Yeah, he just got done."

"When I said I wanted to take it slow, I meant your life."

"A wise man once said cheez doodles were better than cheetos, but his opinion was biased."

"Terrifying to think that one puff of marijuana can transform your life into a carnival of lies & ultimately, murder."

"A doctor says, ""I have bad news, and very bad news."" ""What's the bad news?"" Asked the patients. ""You only have 24-hours to live."" ""And the really bad news?"" I should have told you yesterday."

"What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer? A gray and red hairy paste."