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Joke of the Day

"You gotta randomly lift your girl in the air, just to let her know you could throw her off a balcony if her phone ever went off after 11 PM."

"Jokes are like women I never get them"

"*voluntarily spends hours on the internet daily* neato *friend sends 5-min video to watch* do i look like im made of free time or something"

"I've been watching women's volleyball and there has already been an injury... But I'll be ok by monday."

"Him: You're married? Me: Well, it's Thursday. So, yeah. Him: What about on Friday? Me: Depends how Thursday goes."

"Bar joke - What's the difference between the dog and the fox? About four beers"

"What do you call some who is afraid of Santa? Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week."

"The best part of dating a homeless girl is You can drop her off anywhere."

"Notice how women didn't complain when they did an all-male version of Sex & The City called Entourage."

"Seven days without food... Makes one weak!"