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Joke of the Day
"Never go to a combination dentist / proctologist..... but if you do, get the dental work first."
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"I just read an article in the newspaper about how 60% of adults still live with their parents. I was like ""OMG Mum did you read this???"""
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
"""Hey Cyclops are you still dating Jean?"" ""No Storm, we broke up. You could say she's my..."" *lowers sunglasses* *eye beams obliterate Storm*"
"""Shoot for the moon, land among the stars"" -dead astronaut"
"So apparently it's rude if somebody asks if you have a light & you tell them they'll have to go to the end of the tunnel to find it..."
"If Steve Rogers was a drink, what drink would he be? An Iced Cap"
"My Years in a Lunatic Asylum by I. M. Nutty"
"What do you call a person with no skin? Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet."
"Went on a date once. He ordered for me, ""She'll have a small side salad."" I said, ""Yes, and a side of sirloin and a loaded baked potato."""