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Joke of the Day
"There's a fine line between being tan and looking like you were rolled in Doritos."
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"Explain joke What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl? It's PAN-demonium!"
"Why are elephants large grey and wrinkly? Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins."
"What's the hardest part of telling your parents that you're gay? getting up their front stairs in your rollerblades"
"What do the South and the Sun have in common? They Both Shall Rise Again!"
"My face is so oily I'm afraid the U.S. is going to invade it"
"Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, ""Does this taste funny to you?"""
"""My god,"" I whisper as the food arrives. ""Just as the prophecy foretold."""
"I was buying milk in a plastic bottle and the guy behind me was buying milk in a glass bottle and the power of his judgement turned me vegan"
"Horrible at making friends I was always horrible at making friends. Even when I was a kid, my imaginary friend would play with the kid across the street."