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Joke of the Day

"What do the South and the Sun have in common? They Both Shall Rise Again!"

"Fun prank: Super glue a baby to the floor and see how many people try to pick it up as they walk by"

"In any kind of relationship...you learn more about someone at the end of that relationship than at the beginning......"

"Whenever I'm sad, my dad tells me ""cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"" I know he means well..."

"Anything I accomplish before I finish my first cup of coffee has been fueled by rage."

"No matter how hard you try to push that envelope It will still be stationery. ^edit: ^spelling..."

"Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda-pressing"

"1)sit in toddler seat of a shopping cart. 2)tip over til feet touch the ground. 3)stand up. you're now a grocery turtle. no one can stop you"

"REALLY GOOD JOKE!!!! DON'T CLICK! NSFW Lemkie"

"Sup girl, I hear u like bad boys *I open the wrong side of juice carton* *evil spirit flies out* Oh, so that's why they say don't do that"