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Joke of the Day

"What's the hardest part of telling your parents that you're gay? getting up their front stairs in your rollerblades"

"What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of? Vampliers"

"Gay people are not mean They're just fucking assholes."

"I saw a documentry on saving the planet They had some garbage facts"

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? (gag noise) **Note: This joke is better when read aloud.**"

"I invented a motorized walking stick.. I call it the hurrycane."

"How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar"

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he neverlands. That joke never gets old..."

"At what age do you have THE talk with your daughter about how she is not the princess of anything and she'll need to get a job. Is it 6?"

"What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday? I appreciate the sediment."